“Find Me a Primitive Man” – Fifty Million Frenchmen
Music and Lyrics: Cole Porter
An international symposium concerning the preservation of primitive cave paintings in Lascaux took place in Paris on this day in 2009. This musical comedy also takes place in Paris, but this song is warbled by a lady wishing for the preservation of primitive men instead. Laugh along as the woman (who has apparently never met a football player) yearns for a barbarian in this playful romp.